Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
My dad just walked in on me screwing the chick from the bar...the look of relief on his face was sort of hurtful.
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
I found out why they kept calling her "CD". It was short for "Crab Dip". You're fucked.
Hey is there a picture of me in a trash can on your phone?
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
The Winnie the Pooh costume was great until you got drunk and started yelling at the kids asking for pictures.
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
No one needs to know about the barren wasteland that is my vag. Sometimes i visualize my cervix rocking back and forth wondering where everybody went.
I just pictured that. It's reading a book.
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
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