just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
I have more sex toys than shoes - HOW AM I SINGLE?!?!?
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
I just texted my mom from a strip club.
There is a baby in my apartment. What the fuck happened last night?
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