its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
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He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
Can I chase this vodka with an onion?
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
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His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
I told my coworker that I'd get him some edibles because he wants to rekindle his marriage. I'd better get some good karma out of this.
Welp, no use in crying over spilt milk. I can't unbang her.
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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