I'm pouring my heart out in these texts and you're going around showing everyone???
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
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she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
Your roommates boyfriend just approached me while I was working to tell me about the staph infection he got on his face. Where do you find these people?
ALSO, I NEED TO BORROW A CAT. ASAP
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
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We're not piercing ourselves today.
literally took my pants off in the middle of bourbon last night without taking off my heels im a super human i guess
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
Ripping out my IUD in Dave and busters bathroom
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
You think my vibrator will be okay in the dishwasher?
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