This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
the next pure michigan commercial i see, i am going to pee in a fucking lake
She's like the female version of the Momento guy. She keeps forgetting that I'm an asshole after we have sex.
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
I can't wait till we are old and wrinkly and I can turn to you and ask, "Remember when you Rick Jamesed the shit out of that couch??"
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
This is a mass text. I will facerape you if you bring me Fierce Melon Gatorade and 4 D batteries.
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
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