Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
My mom and dad are smoking a joint while lecturing me on what to bring and how to act in Europe. I'll finish this glass of wine and head over.
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
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Some girl at the bar was showing us her chipped tooth as a pick up line.
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
I have a diplomatic trade for you. My pants for your rum. Tomorrow?
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OMG. Hung over at my grandparents house. Threw up on 3 T-stops, countless snowbanks, and the grandparents driveway. Was proposed to last night. Bruised from head to toe from falling down 3 flights of stairs. Debating my intelligence because it seems that "happy new years" is too hard for me to spell. How were your new years festivities?
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
Just remembered sticking my head out the window as i drove us to walmart and yelling that i was a golden retriever.
Also, sorry for verbally assaulting you when you asked if you could dump the bowl.
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
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