i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
In case you're wondering what frozen hashbrowns taste like at 4 in the afternoon, shame. They taste like shame.
You asked for 4 things: your phone, your wallet, your keys and your denture. I stopped asking questions.
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
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