Someone should tell Glenda that I only hang with her because she makes me look prettier.
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
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I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
You have proved your worthiness to join me on the quest of taking shots at every academic building on campus by showing up drunk to our test at 12:30 today
some girl just asked me if I was that guy that hooked up with nine girls in one night. officially a local celebrity. gonna try and autograph her boobs.
Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
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You may want to re-read your sent texts from last night. You were texting me about your "fire shits" spelled 6 different ways between 3 and 5:30 AM.
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
You really need to stop getting injured so often it's really starting to negatively impact my sex life. Oh and get well soon. . . no seriously though hurry the fuck up.
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