I think the phrase "bag of smashed assholes" describes it best
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
How does me getting a new dildo make you crave olive garden
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
Just please don't close your legs while I'm down there again. I don't want my death to be labeled as "Head crushed while giving an individual cunnilingus".
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
million dollar idea: razor dispensers in bar bathrooms. your welcome, girls who didn't think they were getting laid tonight.
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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