rhymes with "ouble enetration"
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
the sad thing is, im pretty sure she was serious about giving me head for my falafel
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Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
There is a drunk marine passed out on my porch. Mandy wouldn't sleep with him, Can you please come remove him?
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
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Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
I was trying to get everyone to go to the bar but I puked on my hands, so nobody took me seriously.
I went to the obgyn with chipped nail polish.. Somewhere Beyonce was looking down, shaking her head, whispering "Not fierce."
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
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