You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Will you blow on my dice?
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
I had to explain to the waiter that I'm not the DD because I can't drive, but as the Designated 'Make Sure No One Gets Roofied Or Hit By A Car On The Walk Home'-er, I should still get the free drinks.
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a taco... I feel like a female Elvis.
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
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