I'm pounding a vodka drink as we speak to make her interesting
wakey wakey hands off snakey
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
Now he's talking about how he's writing in a journal because he doesn't remember "his thought patterns when he was in elementary and that's distressing". I'm walking home. Fuck this.
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
I really wanna just be like, can you just eat me out and stop whining
I think that would solve a million problems
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
Pandora played an ad for a free trial for an abortion pill if you’ve had unprotected sex in the last 2-3 days and then Lucky came on... I literally am dying laughing
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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