I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
I just told this girl who bought a pregnancy test "good luck"
i just saw a guiness commercial where the guiness was on the verge of spilling the whole time. i was on the edge of my seat scared shitless. im an alcoholic.
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
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He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
No, she passed out instead. I have the worst luck, its like Jesus is mad at me for having the same birthday as him
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
I just remembered that I did shots out of a gay mans crotch. And there's someone saved in my phone as "Miranda knows where my car is"
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I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
It's two in the afternoon, I'm on my third glass of wine and I'm watching Lambchop on youtube. How do you think I feel right now?
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
Vocabulary what?!? Shakespeare is my bitch.
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