you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
I walked downstairs and he was standing in nothing but his boxers with his dick hanging out warming up eggs in the microwave.
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
Why is there an ambulance refusal in my pocket? I'm never going drinking with you again.
i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
This guy at the airport was telling me 3/4 dudes in his group got rufied at some strip club. One guy woke up in the hospital, another found himself in a random parking garage, the other got back to the room and they all shit their pants. Go Vegas.
Oh, cold wet seat on the 48! Are you piss? Are you the sweaty ass leavings of an obese person? Are you the spilled King Cobra from the night before? I do not know! I dare not smell to find out... Pants ruined...
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
Did I tell you about my dream that I got handed a $100 and my vagina dissolved it? I think it wants me to not be a whore anymore.
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
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