True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
He wants to call Lloyd's of London and have my mouth insured.
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
I gave the bathroom attendant $5 last night for turning the sink on for me. What. The. Fuck.
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
My mom just told me not to dance on any tables on Halloween...I'm choosing to take that statement as a joke
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
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