Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
I've gotta stop getting kicked out of bars for fighting with people over the accuracy of the Harry Potter movie.
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
Sheila knows I only go down on her on Bastille Day. Valentine's Day we get high and watch The Neverending Story. THE SYSTEM WORKS.
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
I drank too much tequila. I'm hyperventilating. Send help. I think I slipped through satan's asshole.
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
She fucked a bartender in a closed Applebee’s and has the nerve to call me easy
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