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currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
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2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
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Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
my mom asked if I found my Easter basket. it's 1PM & I got home an hour ago from last night. if I'm looking for anything, it's my dignity.
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
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