the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
I'm at a free clinic. Feel like I should cough or sneeze so it's not blatantly obvious I'm getting checked for STI's.
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
He told me the escort brought him pizza. Can something be sad and awesome at the same time ?
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
I'm having salsa con queso and a leftover half-drank/flat red bull for breakfast. Nothing you propose doing today would be a downgrade.
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
Randomize
