I'm jealous of your bromance
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
when your friendship is based on dead babies and vodka there is a delicate balance. lesson learned. for what its worth, you are still my number one.
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
And if you put this on Facebook, I will drop live cockroaches in your mouth while you sleep and then smother you with a pillow.
You always say the most romantic things
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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