Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
I'm gonna vom. In the dentist chair. Who makes a dentist appt for July fucking 5th.
Apparently someone switched my cash for monopoly money after midnight so I couldn't get any more drinks at the bar
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My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
Oh we will ALWAYS be together. Or I'll have to delete my Facebook altogether. I've drunkenly boobie trapped photos of us into every album. There's no way I'd ever have the patience to go through that deletion process.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
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I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
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