I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
Dude someone is playing the piano in the other room while I shit and it's making it really peaceful
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
Well we're gonna drink when we get home and I just invited the cab driver to play beer pong
i left because you were standing at the top of the stairs throwing shot glasses and bottles full of alcohol at me and yelling JAGERBOMBS
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
You still owe me one bodily function mess clean up.
You pee on the floor one time and you never hear the end of it...
We were trying to organize all the customers to hold a window pickle race. as of 10:37 pm last night we are no longer allowed in our McDonalds.
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
Randomize
