So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
I showed him my bush... on skype.
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He started screaming "fuck me I'm Ryan Gosling" and proceeded to pick up the smallest guy at the party and carry him to bed.
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
I was running because his wife invited me to join them on their kinky Vegas weekend. Crossing state lines is too much commitment for me.
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