do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
Seriously. My exes act like they own shares of my vagina.
Well, in their defense, they have invested a lot of time and money
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
Dude, you sent that text at 9:44 AM. Who thinks of drugs that early?
I may wear a condom to jerk-off tomorrow knowing that my hand has touched surfaces in this bar.
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
Someone with the Instagram name "hymenbreaker" just liked a photo of me and my grandma. I feel ashamed.
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
Sorry my phone died because I decided charging my vibrator was way more important
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
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