I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
I'm like a rollypolly, I only open my legs up when I feel safe.
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
If I buy you $300 worth of popeyes, will that make up for me trashing the house?
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
Some old chick is rubbing my thigh and saying she needs some Memorial Day dick. Her teeth are kind of gross but I'm going for it.
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
She literally took off her shirt and ran out of the bar. When she ran back she smashed into the glass door with her face....That's got to be the best way to celebrate your 30th.
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
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