Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
Your favorite bartender is back from prision
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
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You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
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I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
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