Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
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Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
So I made him an imaginary sandwich and told him that the day I didn't have to fake it, neither would he.
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
I was just referred to as 'the margarita slut' by an 11 year old.
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
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Cop came to our door looking for you. Something about sex in public and intoxication. I said you matched the description.
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
YOU TRIED TO SWIM IN HER FISHTANK. I don't think she's going to call you.
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
I am naked, and drinking straight gin with a flat tonic chaser. I had such greater hopes for myself as a child.
yea...tonic water is fucking gross.
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