i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
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I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
Whiskey dick is like insurance for making bad decisions
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
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He made the Waffle House lady get me out of the car. This isn't a joke.
There is an alarming amount of food in my bra.
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs