well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
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I ate the snowman's head. That is not a drug euphemism.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
Just realized I left my heels in their microwave. Whoops.
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
Your vagina felt like having sex with thanksgiving mashed potatoes. The best kind of mashed potatoes
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Life without a bra equals bliss.
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
my hair smells like a mixture of fireworks and rotten eggs with a hint of shame. it's so strong it's keeping me awake.
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
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