What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
I think I took your hangover as a birthday present
Todays lesson: Chew your food better when your drunk. I almost choked throwing up this morning.
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
After he was done he gave me a case of landshark and tickets to tomorrows yankee game. This is the best nonrelationship ever
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
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