you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
I was born with a shot glass in my hand
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
im going to hold it over his head for all of eternity. when his children are born i am going to go to the hospital as his wife is giving birth and shove the picture in the childs face, so the first time they see their father is in a drunken stupor looking like a jackass.
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
I was so drunk last night I asked a rando at the bar to take a picture with me cause I thought he was in the band
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
We need to get me chipped asap
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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