So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
he pissed his pants, and she still wants to hook me up with him. I try not to date guys with bladder control problems... Unless they're loaded anyway.
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
you threw up out the window, wiped your face with a twenty dollar bill, and threw that out the window too.
did we at least go back and get it?
how else do you think we got jack in the box...?
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
Cognac is not meant to be taken in shots. I just wanted you to know the desperation of last night.
I got the number from the girl at uhaul even after she saw me throw up all over the parking lot with a 6 pack in my hands.
Let's be honest, your relationships fail because the man you're looking for is the equivalent of an intellectual blow-up doll.
New reason to drink: alcohol makes soda taste like goddamn gold.
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
I do have a history of lying to Customs. I once convinced them I was an astronaut.
He bought me pizza and bourbon and played scrabble with me. So naturally I slept with him.
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
Randomize
