There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
and that's when the elephants and penises started dancing on the ceiling
every time i get drunk at her place i end up leaving with nothing but an empty box of toaster strudels..
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
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Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
Why would I take you home? That would eliminate the chances of you making bad decisions I could ridicule you about later.
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
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I can see the future and your future is full of penis
I told my manager that I would be coming in to work either high from edibles on purpose or tripping on acid by accident so he knows to check my work tomorrow.
I hope dressing like a sexy, but very grown up and intelligent, secretary while out shopping helps disguise how high I am right now.
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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