So the bouncer told me I could leave the easy way or the hard way. I told him I was going to make him earn his 10 bucks that hour.
Apparently you chose the latter.
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
I dont think he stole the pillow. I mean if he wanted a souvenir, my thong was on the nightstand.
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HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
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He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
His nipple licking is glorious
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