dude, i look like john mccains neck right now
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
Walked by a shop giving away free donuts this morning. Best walk of shame ever
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
If I walk in on you beating off, at least have the fucking decency to STOP BEATING OFF!
Our relationship is representative of a cognitive bias that leads to bad decision making and misplacement of resources. So should we pick up some whiskey tomorrow?
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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