I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
Has my life seriously led me to day drinking on a Monday the third week of the semester?
It's after 5, it's not day drinking.
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The creepiest man is serenading me at the bar right now. I had about a quarter of a drink left and the bartender just walked over and filled it with vodka and walked away laughing.
you know, i'm always afraid you're going to think i only want you for sex because i only text you when i'm horny
speaking of, guess what i'm thinking about
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
FYI my mom is sending thanksgiving "samples" of her fancy pot stash for us this weekend. I bring the BEST family leftovers.
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"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
Also mom is not happy about me telling her how much i want the women sprinters on the Olympics to beat me up
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
The fuck kind of sorcerer makes a pact with tequila
Most of the people I know from AA
Haha touché
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