just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
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So...it's hour 4 of day 5 of week 7 of my internship, and so far all ive done is shred paper. all. day. long. it's like working for Enron.
it was like that last scene in "It's A Wonderful Life" but with alcohol
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
I got laid and laid off at a conference in long beach all on the same day
Eh. They balance each other out
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
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I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
She swallowed the car key because she thought we were really going to make her drive.
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