Too much gin, very little bucket
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
We lost a condom inside me, I had to fish it out. The next day he gave me a Gone Fishin' bumper sticker. True love at its finest.
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
She told me she's dating him because his apartment is a block from Taco Bell. I don't know how she's not fat.
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
You have no idea the kind of bodily contortions I had to do to access your neighbor's WIFI
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
It's a sad night when one of your friend texts you that she's going on a date with someone you know and then invites you to maybe have a drink after
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