In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
Wearing a french maid costume for Halloween sure did help me meet girls
Dude, they all thought you were gay.
my roommates tied me up with rope and duct tape then left me outside the door to the hot girls' suite on my floor, knocked on the door and ran away leaving me there with a sign that says free
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
The only people who really get me are strippers and mascots for sports teams.
Holy shit, we're married as fuck.
There I was, puking into the toilet, and he was rubbing my feet, buck naked. I feel like a drunk Disney princess.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
I mean...if Marco gets pregnant, it is either the spawn of Satan or the second coming of Christ (neither of which I want in my life). So let's just hope that he doesn't grow a womb and that we don't have to consider either option.
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