Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
the trash is collected at 5:50 on mondays. i was up puking all night and heard them
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
Did you know there's no emoticon to really tell you that I just consumed a magic brownie?
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
Fun times on public transportation. I just had a guy imply that I was racist cause I didn't want to talk to him when I was clearly reading my book and he was clearly on coke.
HEY JUST FOUND A SHIT TON OF MONEY IN THE PURSE HE SENT BRB GONNA GO BUY ME SOME MALE STRIPPERS AND BATHE IN THESE TWENTY DOLLAR BILLS
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
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