He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
He just tagged everyone he's slept with this year in a 'memories of 2011' tweet
I swear to Christ if it turns out to be an intervention, i will set you on fire.
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
Because nothing screams stable like yelling at a guy in a bar because last time you hooked up he stole your underwear.
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
I'm taking a pole dancing class this morning. Can I put you down as my emergency contact? I'm NOT putting my mother
You're like my little fucked up version of the groundhog seeing its shadow, only it's boobs and warm weather.
Laziness has hit a new level. I'm out of clean sexy underwear and meeting a boy tonight so I'm having a thong delivered via post mates.
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
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