fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
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i just walked outside for a cigarette and three men walked by in glitter heels and gold shiny thongs. god i love chicago
babies were throwing up all over the place
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
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i knew it was time to leave when he woke me up only wearing pooh bear oven mitts and holding a plate of thank you pancakes
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
the room spins SO much faster in panama
I saw your relationship status and wanted to write "Now you can fuck with some peace of mind that she isn't giving that other guy she met online a handjob."
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
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Sorry that I got drunk and refused to let you buy me pizza. I'm a monster and I understand if you hate me forever
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
We fucked while The Odyssey played in the background. Homer would be proud.
Just so you know, you called at 2 last night and kept making me tell you that I loved you and then when you got home you thanked me for walking you home. Incase you forgot, I'm still about 200 miles away.
I really hope this is just a phase, because I am not capable of carrying both of our drunken whore asses through life. Too much dead weight....
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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