when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?
throwing up in the shower isnt as glamorous as i expected
since when the fuck is that glamorous?
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
But you can't tell me I give the best blow jobs and then not break up with your girlfriend who has fucking TMJ! Come on!
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
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