Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
I am in a vortex of obligation.
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
dude, I just walked in on your little brother changing clothes...I'm ashamed to say I noticed, but that kid has as MASSIVE cock...
Yeah...we all know. it's the elephant in the room at family gatherings.
that is a frighteningly accurate metaphor for it.
It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
He said my vagina smelled like pomegranates. Its like my vagina is the fountain of youth.
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
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