so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
After I tried for five minutes to hang my beer from the coat hanger in the bathroom , I have realized I am drunk
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
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You. Win. At. Life.
I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
We watched Jurassic Park and they made me drink every time they saw or named a dinosaur. Do you know how many dinosaurs live in Jurassic Park? Lots.
I just want my birth control to stop making me feel like I'm watching baby seals get clubbed to death any time anything even remotely unpleasant happens lol
LinkedIn just suggested I might know the guy I caught my wife fucking.
You were drink-wine-from-the-bottle drunk trying to take everybody's blood pressures again.
Is it fucked up to venmo someone for plan-b?
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
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