The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
You're getting a blowjob this afternoon. This has been your morning public service announcement.
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
i got kicked out of McDonald's for demanding a margarita mcflurry
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
I'm drunk enough to know I'm texting you and sober enough to know what I'm saying to you
MY BUTT IS BIG ENOUGH FOR AN ANACONDA AND HE DOESNT GET TO ENJOY IT TOUGH SHIT
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
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I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
Bro, it was an EPIC night once again last night. I’m so sorry that you saw me naked.
On the plus side, he ate me out and gave me an orgasm. But he also talked about robots during sex and mispronounced it like the dad in the goldbergs and called them “robits”
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