oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
She stared for a good 10 seconds before calling my dick "awe-inspiring", and then proceded to give me blueballs. All in all the ego boost made my night break even
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
Beer is acceptable at 830am if it's your bday, right?
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
Dude, the coffee is horrible this morning, Cass changed something about it
We ran out of Bailey's Irish cream...
This is what regular coffee tastes like?!?! Fuck the adult life.
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
Why are we so great
Like I'm def going to a therapist but I wouldn't change a thing about us except maybe the peeing
Totally just made a post sex emergency cupcake run. My life is awesome.
Where the fuck are you? I just got punched in the nose by a tourist
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
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