party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
I have been referring to it as "thanks for getting out of me day" all week. Do you think they will still take me to brunch tomorrow?
Two hot shots of tequila for breakfast? Yeah today is gonna be a shit show
Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
His dog ate the vibrator. The WHOLE vibrator. We spend the morning after trying to make it vomit up the battery. Why does this always happen to me?
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
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