Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
Who knew that being in a committed relationship is the same thing as forced celibacy? Did not sign up for this.
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
He passed out mid-signature
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Man the liquor store just wrong numbered me, its a sign even god wants me to drink
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
Sad fact: I'm doing that thing where I'm bored so I give myself Princess Leia hair and drink alcohol.
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
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I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
Know anything about my roof collapsing last night?
Tequila.
Thank you for deleting me from Instagram. Also, I'm carrying your child. Happy new year!
I am still awake. And let me sing you the song of my people. Ahem. "I have a bottle of hydrocodone and you all can fuck off."
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
All I wanted was a good weekend full of booze, laughs, and maybe some penis. Instead, someone is in the hospital, I didn't sleep at all last night. And not because I got laid.
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