it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
apparently i broke a 100 dollar bill to tip the bartender on a free drink
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
I just puked behind a tree outside work, then walked past my manager with puke in my hair. Man, I'm gonna miss this when I get a real job.
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
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