I can tuck mytits in my pants
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
While I was fucking him, he grabbed a taco off his shelf and started eating it. I had taco dripped on me. I have no idea where the taco came from.
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
Ok. Here's the plan. Take your hand (whichever is closest), summon all your nerve, and just stick it right down his pants.
I love you.
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
Okay so, sorry but last night we had to put a note on your chest and a key around your neck just so you would make it home.
You don't know how emotionally damaged I am from crashing into that park maintenance van. I'll never ride a bike because of it.
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
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