I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
i'm reaslly not drunk enough to wtch the fat lesbian on my floor brng another fat lesbian dressed up as a bloody nurse into her room at 2am
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
The nurse who basically saved my life just came into the store. Didn't recognize her. Awwwwkward.
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
It wasn't as awesome as they lead everyone to believe. No stripper. Ran out of booze. The chipmunk. He was real.
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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