i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
Just FYI, I'm breaking up with my boyfriend tonight and you need to be on call to be my first rebound bang
The plan was to get laid... Now the plan is to survive.
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
Nothing like waking up and watching Dr. Phil and masturbating. It's like a protein shake for the day.
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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