it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
My foreign exchange student got here today. I turned on man vs. food and told her that "this is all you need to know about America."
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
Ugh. This is the type of hangover that all other hangovers want to grow up to be.
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
I wore sweatpants. When I show up to a booty call in sweatpants there's your warning
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
I went with vodka instead of tequila tonight so I make better decisions. Fool proof plan.
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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