I dint menn to makr ut w brtendr
Wat???
U lft me at bar, no cassh for cab, may have slept with bartender
You were right. It hurts to walk today.
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
Successful first night. Lost my phone. Front desk found it. Earthquake in wine country. Didn't feel it.
Napping in front of family members can be embarrassing when you get a christmas boner in your sleep
Peanut butter and whiskey is not a dinner
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
Randomize
